happy monday! here’s a hot tip:
make a composite chart of yourself and your crush. you can do this on the internet. usually all they do is put their chart on top of your chart. these combo charts often look like spiderwebs, kites or shower drains, but sometimes they can look like something more. if you are confused by what the stars are telling you, or if it makes you a little hungry, we’re here to help sort it out.
if it looks like a PIZZA:
everyone will like you together, but sometimes you’ll get a little cheesy. is there pepperoni?
lookin’ at a TACO?:
tacos are kinda dirty, so i dunno if you need help. maybe you should get a chihuahua together?
if it looks like a CIGARETTE:
hot, but fleeting. soon, all you’ll have is some ashes and a cough.
go dancing together. don’t think too hard about where your feelings are coming from: they’re probably coming from your intestines.
it’s true love. you’ll be together forever.
you’ll never get out of bed, except to buy cigarettes. they may get sick of how much you like to watch gossip girl.
they will buy you a rasta hat, and peer-pressure you into smoking too much weed. don’t get anxious; every little thing is gonna be alright.
sorry, but they’re using you for your fast internet.
WASH YOUR HANDS RIGHT AWAY! work on your communication: all of that mystery doesn’t do anyone any good.
a DOG SMOKING A CIGARETTE:
get a dental license and some black lipstick, quick!
if we missed any, shoot us a line! what do you see when you look at your chart? xoxothis looks like hummus, to me